Glastonbury Festival has now sold out, although apparently more tickets will be being released on the 22nd of April. Congratulations if you managed to get one.

So, who’s going to be entertaining us?

New Additions (20/4/07):
Bottle Bag – http://www.myspace.com/bottlebag
Brother Bastion – http://www.myspace.com/brotherbastion
The Electric Soup – http://www.myspace.com/theelectricsoup
Masters of the Kazooniverse – http://www.myspace.com/mastersofdakazooniverse
Mr Vinyl – http://www.myspace.com/mrvinylmusic
Head to Head – http://www.myspace.com/theparishofheadtohead
Hedge Monkey – http://www.myspace.com/hedgemonkeyinfo
Helen Gregory – http://www.myspace.com/helenfionagregory
The Green Ray – http://www.myspace.com/thegreenraybanduk
The Pub Singer – http://www.myspace.com/thepubsinger
Remedy – http://www.myspace.com/manchesterstreet
Seasick Steve – http://www.seasicksteve.com/gigs.htm
Sgt. Pepper’s Only Dart Board Band – http://www.myspace.com/sgtpeppersonlydartboardband

New Additions (19/4/07):
Allaby – http://www.myspace.com/allaby
Anna Jenkins – http://www.myspace.com/annajenks
Ariwa – http://www.myspace.com/ariwamusic
Ben Westbeech – http://www.myspace.com/benwestbeech
The Black Ghosts – http://www.myspace.com/blackghosts
Bongra – http://www.myspace.com/teambongra
The Broken Family Band – http://www.myspace.com/thebrokenfamilyband
Buraka Som Sistema – http://www.myspace.com/burakasomsistema
David Crozier – http://www.myspace.com/davidcrozier
Derrin Nauendorf – http://www.myspace.com/derrinnauendorf
DJ 78 – http://www.myspace.com/dj78rpm
DJ Hyper – http://www.myspace.com/hyperuk
DJ Surgeon – http://www.dj-surgeon.com/
The Dub Pistols – http://www.myspace.com/thedubpistols
Dubrovnik – http://www.myspace.com/dubrovniktheband
Emily Barker – http://www.myspace.com/emilybarker
The Enemy – http://www.myspace.com/theenemycoventry
Fred and Ben – http://www.myspace.com/fredandbenmusic
Iration Steppas – http://www.irationsteppas.co.uk/dub.html
Joe – http://www.myspace.com/joeariwa
The King Blues – http://www.myspace.com/thekingblues
Lemon – http://www.myspace.com/thereallemon
The Lightyears – http://www.myspace.com/thelightyears
Natty New-Tunes – http://www.myspace.com/natty4d
Neck – http://www.myspace.com/neckireland
North & South Music – http://www.myspace.com/northandsouthmusic
Orphan Boy – http://www.myspace.com/orphanboyuk
Paul Weller – http://www.myspace.com/paulwellerstanleyroad
Rod Thomas – http://www.myspace.com/rodthomasmusic
Tarantism – http://www.myspace.com/tarantismband
The Puppini Sisters – http://www.myspace.com/puppinisisters
The Smerkin Merkins Band – http://www.myspace.com/thesmerkinmerkins
Sub Source – http://www.myspace.com/subsource
Toumani Diabate – http://www.myspace.com/toumanidiabate
The Voodoo Trombone Quartet – http://www.myspace.com/voodootrombonequartet
The Young Punx – http://www.myspace.com/theyoungpunx
The Young Republic – http://www.myspace.com/theyoungrepublic

Main List:

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3 Daft Monkeys – http://www.myspace.com/3daftmonkeys

A:
Adjagas – http://www.myspace.com/adjagas
Adventures in the Beetroot Field – http://www.myspace.com/adventuresinthebeetrootfield
AIM – http://www.myspace.com/aimflight602
Alice McLaughlin – http://www.myspace.com/alicemclaughlin
Amp Fiddler – http://www.myspace.com/ampfiddler
Annie Nightingale – http://www.myspace.com/djannienightingale
Arcade Fire – http://www.arcadefire.net/tour/
Arctic Monkeys – http://www.bbc.co.uk/6music/news/20070124_eavis.shtml
Atomic Hooligan – http://www.myspace.com/atomichooligan

B:
Babel – http://www.myspace.com/babelbristol
The Babylon Arabic Band – http://www.myspace.com/babylonarabicband
Babyshambles – http://www.myspace.com/babyshamblesofficial
Bat for Lashes – http://www.batforlashes.co.uk/live.html
Beans on Toast – www.myspace.com/sexdrugspolitics
Beirut – http://www.myspace.com/beruit
Bellowhead – http://www.bellowhead.co.uk/gigs.html
Ben Calvert – http://www.bencalvert.com/
Ben Strebel – http://www.myspace.com/benstrebel
Beyond the Wizard’s Sleeve – http://www.myspace.com/beyondthewizardssleeve
The Big – http://www.myspace.com/maximumska
Big Strides – http://www.myspace.com/bigstrides
Billy Bragg – http://www.billybragg.co.uk/shows/
Bimbo Jones – http://www.myspace.com/bimbojones
Bjork – http://bjork.com/
Bootleg Beatles – http://www.bootlegbeatles.com/dates.htm
Broken Family Band – http://www.myspace.com/thebrokenfamilyband
Bullett & Gunn – http://www.myspace.com/bullettandgunn
Buraka Som Sistema – http://www.myspace.com/burakasomsistema

C:
Cagedbaby – http://www.myspace.com/cagedbaby
Carnival Collective – http://www.myspace.com/carnivalcollective
Cat Empire – http://www.thecatempire.com/content/currenttour.asp
Catherine Feeny – http://www.myspace.com/catherinefeeny
Charlotte Hatherley – http://www.myspace.com/charlottehatherleyofficial
Chas & Dave – http://www.chasndave.com/tour_dates.html
Chemical Brothers – http://www.myspace.com/thechemicalbrothers
Chumbawamba – http://www.chumba.com/GIGS.html
Circulus – http://www.myspace.com/circulus
Corinne Bailey Rae – http://www.virtual-festivals.com/festivals/reviews/3313

D:
Damien Rice – http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6500899.stm
Dan Donnelly – http://www.myspace.com/sonovagun
Decision for the masses 1 – http://www.myspace.com/decisionforthemasses
Dead Silence Syndicate – http://www.myspace.com/thedeadsilencesyndicateband
DJ Monkey Pilot – http://www.global-trance.co.uk/fr_index.html?/Whirly_Events.html
DJ scotch egg – http://www.myspace.com/djscotchegg
DJ Yoda – http://www.myspace.com/djyodauk
Doctors of Love – http://www.myspace.com/doctorsoflove
Dr Meaker – http://www.glastonburyfestivals.com/news/index.asp?id=458
The Duckworths – http://www.myspace.com/duckworths

E:
Eat static – http://www.myspace.com/eatstaticspace
Edwina Hayes with Hummingbird – http://www.edwinahayes.com/gigs.php
Enter Shikari – http://www.myspace.com/entershikari
The Epstein – http://www.glastonburyfestivals.com/news/index.asp?id=458

F:
Feluka – http://www.glastonburyfestivals.com/news/index.asp?id=458
Fionn Regan – http://www.myspace.com/fionnregan
Flipron – http://www.myspace.com/flipron
Foreign Beggars – http://www.myspace.com/foreignbeggars
Future Funk Squad – http://www.myspace.com/futurefunksquad

G:
The Gay Horses – http://www.myspace.com/thegayhorses
The Glimmers – http://www.myspace.com/theglimmers
Gojo’ Music – http://www.gojo-music.co.uk/gigs.php
The Good, The Bad, and The Queen – http://www.myspace.com/thegoodthebadandthequeen
The Grim Northern Social – http://www.glastonburyfestivals.com/news/index.asp?id=458
GusGus – http://myspace.com/gusgus

H:
Holy Fuck – http://www.myspace.com/holyfuck
The Huckleberries – http://www.myspace.com/thehuckleberries
Hummingbird – http://www.myspace.com/hummingbirdmusic

I:
Iggy & The Stooges – http://blog.q4music.com/glastonbury/2007/03/iggy_and_the_stooges_for_glast.html

J:
John Fogerty – http://www.johnfogerty.com/

K:
Kaiser Chiefs – http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6401549.stm
Kasabian – http://www.xfm.co.uk/Article.asp?b=news&id=164605
Katus – http://www.myspace.com/katusyoung
Keith James and Rick Foot – http://www.keith-james.com/concerts.php
The Killers – http://blog.q4music.com/glastonbury/2007/02/the_killers_named_as_glastonbu.html
Kissy Sell Out – http://www.myspace.com/kissysellout
Kitty Daisy & Lewis – http://www.myspace.com/kittydaisylewis
Koop – http://www.myspace.com/koop

L:
Lily Allen – http://www.myspace.com/lilymusic
Liz Green – http://www.glastonburyfestivals.com/news/index.asp?id=458
The Loose Cannons – http://www.myspace.com/theloosecannonsuk
Luminescent Orchestrii – http://www.myspace.com/luminescentorchestrii

M:
Mad Dog McRae – http://www.maddogmcrea.co.uk/
Madness – http://www.virtualfestivals.com/festivals/reviews/3372
Mad Professor – http://www.myspace.com/madprofessordub
Manic Street Preachers – http://www.foreverdelayed.org.uk/
Martha Tilston – http://www.wupadupa.com/artists/martha/martha_gigs.php
Meat Katie – http://www.myspace.com/meatkatie1
Modest Mouse – http://www.myspace.com/johnnymarrampthehealers
Mr. Scruff – http://feed.mrscruff.com/cms/events.html

N:
Neil Evans – http://www.myspace.com/hititlikeyoumeanit
Newton Faulkner – http://www.myspace.com/newtonfaulkner
Noisettes – http://www.myspace.com/noisettesuk

O:
Oojami – http://www.oojami.co.uk/gigs.html

P:
Pama International – http://www.myspace.com/pamainternational
Pendulum – http://www.myspace.com/officialpendulum
Pigeon Detectives – http://www.myspace.com/thepigeondetectives
Pinstripe – http://www.myspace.com/pinstriperock

Q:
QBoy – http://www.myspace.com/supaboyq

R:
Remedy – http://www.myspace.com/manchesterstreet
Rhoda Dakar – http://www.myspace.com/rhodadakar
The Rogue Element – http://www.myspace.com/therogueelement

S:
Sasha – http://www.myspace.com/djsasha
The Saw Doctors – http://www.sawdoctors.com/
Seth Lakeman – http://www.sethlakeman.co.uk/
Shirley Bassey – http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6500899.stm
Shit Mat – http://www.myspace.com/henryshitmat
Simian Mobile Disco – http://www.simianmobiledisco.co.uk/
Slovo – http://www.slovo.co.uk/news.htm
Smokey Robinson – http://www.bbc.co.uk/6music/news/20070222_glastoregister.shtml
Soweto Kinch – http://www.myspace.com/sowetokinch
The Stiff Kittens – http://www.myspace.com/stiffkittens1
The Storys (Acoustic) – http://www.thestorys.co.uk/gigs.htm
Subgiant – http://www.myspace.com/subgiantband

T:
Tinariwen – http://www.tinariwen.com/
Tunng – http://www.myspace.com/thisistunng

W:
The Waterboys – http://www.mikescottwaterboys.com/mikescottwaterboys/mainframes.asp?file=News/index.asp
The Who – http://www.thewhotour.com/news/tour.php?uid=273

X:
The X Presidents – http://www.myspace.com/thexpresidents

Z:
Zen Hussies – http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=5095055

Stay tuned for more…

Thanks go to here, to Irwin, Tilt, Major Charles Ingram, nu-marc88, Gadget, Out-spaced, tigmyth, izu, Macca, and geordiegooner.

Yesterday, at about 16:50, a 74-year-old man walked into the Halifax branch in Dorchester, Dorset, and announced that he was carrying a gun. After demanding money from the Halifax employees, he took the money and attempted to flee. Local police soon arrived on the scene, eye-witnesses reported seeing many police cars, sniffer dogs, and a police helicopter scouring the area for the bandit pensioner.

The man was arrested, and is currently being held in custody. I hear people talking of police states and big brother watching us constantly, but this chief managed to fully hold up a bank, mid-west style, and not only that, but they actually handed over the money.

And it’s doubly reassuring to know that sniffer dogs, multiple police cars, and a police helicopter were necessary to catch a 74-year-old man.

Of course, Wessex FM were on the case instantly, providing local news to local people, with an in-depth report into the situation, as it was unfolding. Wait, my apologies, Wessex FM still hadn’t even mentioned what had happened until a day later, despite the fact that their main building is situated a maximum of 200 metres away from where the incident took place. Let’s hear it for cutting edge journalism!